Ruined

One of my favorite jokes to tell is 

two muffins are in an oven 

one of the muffin says to the other muffin "Damn, its hot in here"

the other muffin turns and says "OMG, its a talking muffin"

I just found out Nancy tells that joke too. I hate myself now.

roomie and i just decided that jeff and nancy should get married because they are both anal rule people.

people who are idiots are really idiotic.

why aren't i sleeping?

tonight, i tried to explain the concept of "flynn style" to dana. she didn't quite get it. i told her i was just showing love and that i'd haze her later.

nancy was hilarious when she took our picture - she did not make any sense. she told two jokes. "what do you call cheese that isn't yours?" "nacho cheese"
"two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says to the other, wow it's really hot in here. the other one says, shit! a talking muffin!"
it was weird.

i wonder what time/day it is in new zealand.

i just peed, but i have to go again. i think my bladder is playing tricks on me.

Ouch

My brother just sent me an email that says:

"Hey lauren it's henry it seems like you have a lot of time to talk about the pictures you are taking why don't you actually do some work for a change?"

Ode to the Dinosaurs

I figured since Flynn wrote a poem I should too so instead of paying attention last class I wrote this poem...and instead of paying attention in this class I'm going to post it!

The Dino Family

Dinosaurs both big and small
Are greater by far than any at all;
Not giraffes or bunnies or whales,
A family that will never fail.
There's Jenna, crazy, wild and free,
Then firey, fiesty, little Katie.
Scolesies, oh that dirty girl,
Legit. now we will say no more.
Flynn the queen of the concussed
Does her best to always say "truck"
MLK, who's tight as hell
Will give advice and booze as well
And last but certainly not least:
L-Bin way out in old New Z.
The words "ASSHOLE" and "OH MY GOD"
Are not the same when she is gone

A family by choice and not by blood
Bound by love and, of course, P-Dub...

So shut the fucking door!

How did hazing get to be called hazing? Do you have to walk through fog, or even smog for that matter? Well, maybe if someone tells you to, but i don't see how calling someone pledge and humiliating them has anything to do with moisture standing low in the atmosphere and making it hard to see and even harder to drive. Whoever decided to call hazing hazing fails epically at life.

ode to pdub (not sober)

i love the p dub - so legit
sharing our tears, fears, cheers
a safe place to let out the shit
that bothers us too much to keep inside
it isn't fair to make us hide
lay it all out, won't be judged
just make sure the fucking door is closed

hahaha...i love my life.