Pledge: Just the tongue thing? Not like his penis?
Mallory: Hahahaha! Yes, just tongue. I am literally cracking up.
Pledge: Haha.
Mallory:"Well, if you didn't give a blow job, it didn't count." --Pledge's thought

i sure hope this is all in my head, cause then i could get it out. but i don't know how to get it out. why would i make this up? this is a weird thing to make up.

-pledge's reflections on her previous quote

PLEDGE! QUOTE!

do you ever feel like your tongue is too big for your mouth? Cause thats how i feel right now.

Its like pressing against my teeth.

I guess maybe my teeth could have moved. But that would be weird. why would my teeth move backwards.

i'm serious! i tried to look in the mirror to see, but it's hard to look at your tongue in a normal place in your mouth when it's open.

I wonder if this is how Gene Simmons feels.

most amazing conversation ever:
me: "yea, dons guns is on 38th and lafayette, where pledge works."
mom: "why don't you take over pledge's job for the summer?"

pledgie and peggy

talking about aim screen names

peggy: and the story behind yours...
peggy: ?
pledge: longview is a greenday song that was one of my favs when i made it in hs and 203 is my area code
pledge: well done
Breakaway Zzz: what is the song about?
pledge: masterbation



here is a bonus quote:
jenna: on your fb it says you are interested in men. ???
pledge: why?
jenna: i just didnt know you swung that way
pledge: there was no "black men" button
jenna: HAHAHAHA

pledge talk

once again...more hilarious pledge quotes.
for the record: we were talking on the phone and she was completely sober.

"shes's an idiot. i cant wait to see her"

"come riley. do you want an ice cube? youd better give me a kiss, or else i wont give you an ice cube"

"oh my gosh. i had a really good thought today, and i hope it comes true."

"where did my cereal go??...maybe i ate it....Oh here it is!!!!!!"

on the same note, i found this convo on my phone between me and el bin (el bin and i) that we had on aim, and it is great. i am describing pledge's private plane.

daronsgirl81505: omg it is crazy. she has male black flight attendants for...well you know. it also has a bar for tequila, a king size bed that is hella comfy, and a sweet sound system for blasting green day.

chatting with pledge

longview203: i can't believe they did christie raod
longview203: and f.o.d.
longview203: ahhhh
daronsgirl81505: hey could you do me a favor
daronsgirl81505: could you fuck off and die
daronsgirl81505: thanks
longview203: lol
daronsgirl81505: wait dont
daronsgirl81505: stop!
daronsgirl81505: dont really do that!
longview203: too late
daronsgirl81505: fuck
daronsgirl81505: are you dead?
longview203: this is the ghost of pledge
daronsgirl81505: well fly your ass to indy
longview203: okayyy
daronsgirl81505: hurry, it should take like 2 seconds since you are dead
daronsgirl81505: lets get wasted when you get here
longview203: ghosts don't drink
longview203: shit
daronsgirl81505: ghosts can do whatever they want dammit!
longview203: okayyy