also, I dont know what I want to do with my life but im glad i picked design.

Whoa it is 1:20. isnt it crazy how time flies when you are pdubbing? Its prob one of my favorite past times. I feel like this year is different. I wonder how next year and then the next and the next and next are going to be.

me: we got a new house boy right?
iesha: yah, his name is derek i think. he might be perfect for you, he's sweet
me: that's alright, i'm taken. but thanks
iesha: oh i'm sorry
me: no worries, thanks. you're practically my pimp, iesha
iesha: naw, i ain't getting paid for that

Pledge: Just the tongue thing? Not like his penis?
Mallory: Hahahaha! Yes, just tongue. I am literally cracking up.
Pledge: Haha.
Mallory:"Well, if you didn't give a blow job, it didn't count." --Pledge's thought

i sure hope this is all in my head, cause then i could get it out. but i don't know how to get it out. why would i make this up? this is a weird thing to make up.

-pledge's reflections on her previous quote

PLEDGE! QUOTE!

do you ever feel like your tongue is too big for your mouth? Cause thats how i feel right now.

Its like pressing against my teeth.

I guess maybe my teeth could have moved. But that would be weird. why would my teeth move backwards.

i'm serious! i tried to look in the mirror to see, but it's hard to look at your tongue in a normal place in your mouth when it's open.

I wonder if this is how Gene Simmons feels.

most amazing conversation ever:
me: "yea, dons guns is on 38th and lafayette, where pledge works."
mom: "why don't you take over pledge's job for the summer?"