Dec 14, 2009
Nov 16, 2009
Nov 9, 2009
Sep 29, 2009
I feel my tongue is too big for my mouth when I'm, you know...on a different plane of existence. I agree it is a crazy feeling but have never really thought about it in my day to day life--pledge, you are a freak! However, I think my late grandmother must have felt that way all the time. Her tongue would have rivaled that of the epic gene simmons. Once, when she was in the hospital, I saw it and have been scarred ever since. She was trying to get her straw (for those juice things with the foil tops, you know, the ones you get in elem. school and the hospital?!) and she stretched it out just trying her damnedest to get that straw and it was like a frickin giraffe's tongue. Ridiculously creepy. I have never recovered. Oh, also, she didn't have her teeth in at the time thus multiplying the creepy factor by about five thousand.
Also, on a completely unrelated note,is there still an eight second delay for live TV? Because, if so, someone was sleeping on the job during this past week's SNL. Did anyone else notice the f bomb in the biker chit chat sketch? Epic. She can now join the ranks of the amazing daron malakian.
That's all for now!
Sep 25, 2009
Sep 24, 2009
iesha: yah, his name is derek i think. he might be perfect for you, he's sweet
me: that's alright, i'm taken. but thanks
iesha: oh i'm sorry
me: no worries, thanks. you're practically my pimp, iesha
iesha: naw, i ain't getting paid for that
Aug 20, 2009
I guess maybe my teeth could have moved. But that would be weird. why would my teeth move backwards.
i'm serious! i tried to look in the mirror to see, but it's hard to look at your tongue in a normal place in your mouth when it's open.
I wonder if this is how Gene Simmons feels.
Aug 5, 2009
Aug 3, 2009
peggy: and the story behind yours...
pledge: longview is a greenday song that was one of my favs when i made it in hs and 203 is my area code
pledge: well done
Breakaway Zzz: what is the song about?
here is a bonus quote:
jenna: on your fb it says you are interested in men. ???
jenna: i just didnt know you swung that way
pledge: there was no "black men" button
Jul 31, 2009
for the record: we were talking on the phone and she was completely sober.
"shes's an idiot. i cant wait to see her"
"come riley. do you want an ice cube? youd better give me a kiss, or else i wont give you an ice cube"
"oh my gosh. i had a really good thought today, and i hope it comes true."
"where did my cereal go??...maybe i ate it....Oh here it is!!!!!!"
on the same note, i found this convo on my phone between me and el bin (el bin and i) that we had on aim, and it is great. i am describing pledge's private plane.
daronsgirl81505: omg it is crazy. she has male black flight attendants for...well you know. it also has a bar for tequila, a king size bed that is hella comfy, and a sweet sound system for blasting green day.
Jul 26, 2009
longview203: and f.o.d.
daronsgirl81505: hey could you do me a favor
daronsgirl81505: could you fuck off and die
daronsgirl81505: wait dont
daronsgirl81505: dont really do that!
longview203: too late
daronsgirl81505: are you dead?
longview203: this is the ghost of pledge
daronsgirl81505: well fly your ass to indy
daronsgirl81505: hurry, it should take like 2 seconds since you are dead
daronsgirl81505: lets get wasted when you get here
longview203: ghosts don't drink
daronsgirl81505: ghosts can do whatever they want dammit!
Jul 25, 2009
Jul 24, 2009
Jul 23, 2009
connecticut (my house, not little flynn's rich southern homestead) is farther than flordia. but it is sad that you are all alone.
people are dumb about their birth control. this girl last night at work couldn't get hers because her insurance didn't cover it and when i told her this she was like "so what am i supposed to do, just not have it?" and i said that she could pay the entire price or drive to a pharmacy in massachusetts where her insurance would work. and i wanted to tell her that the condoms were in aisle 13b but i didn't. she had a lot of 'tude. i should have told her that pledge has more sex than anyone and gets along fine with no birth control.
also...i went the the bar the other night just for a few beers with lily. and i saw a million people from high school, but i thought it was pretty dumb that i'm this old and haven't been out in my hometown so we went. anyway, then i locked my keys in the car and my dad had to come get me. hahahaha...i suck. it was hilarious and awful.
Jul 21, 2009
Jul 14, 2009
Jul 10, 2009
Jul 5, 2009
Jul 4, 2009
today at work, i rang out this guy who bought his perscription, which was $3 or so, and $200 in best buy gift cards. he paid with nine cvs gift cards of $25 each. apparently, he does this frequently. this is crazy! he is clearly scamming cvs, but i don't know how. maybe he just stole a pack of gift cards and figured out how to activate them somehow and make them all $25. anyway, i think i would be more okay with it if he was ripping off cvs to pay for prescriptions or if he was smart about it and didn't go to the same store every time or used it to buy toliet paper and the things people need that cvs sells. but no. this is all very intriguing to me. i mean, stealing is bad, and this guy is not good at acting like he knows what he is doing cause he gets all twitchy and nervous and stuff, but the whole thing is interesting/crazy.
Jul 3, 2009
Jun 28, 2009
i don't really like the thought that i could have gone to any university and eventually met people i love as much as my dinos, but maybe. i think if i went somewhere else i would have been shaped in a completely different way. but i didn't really go to butler for any reason. i didn't even want to go.
i don't think big, catastrophic bad things like almost dying in a motorcycle accident happen so things like your family driving more carefully can occur. i mean, that is a byproduct but not reason enough in my mind for the accident to occur in the first place.
i think there are a million different paths our lives can take and all the decisions we make, big and small, determine which way our life goes. i could have made the decision to go to another college, but i would be a different person and my life would be on another path.
this was all more eloquent in my head.
Jun 27, 2009
Jun 22, 2009
Jun 21, 2009
Pledge: this guy at work on fri was like "i'm going to call you quiet katie cause you never talk"
El Bin: omg
Pledge: and i do! he's just never aroudn
El Bin: god that is like my least favorite joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT
because then i get even quieter
Pledge: i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah like what do you say to that?
El Bin: yeah
Pledge: i was just like "i do, but you're on the other side of the office" and he was just like (jokingly) "well speak up"
El Bin: god
im just want to be like i would talk but you are so annoying and i can never get any words in
El Bin: but i never think of that when it actually happens
i just hate it when ppl who dont even know me peg me as quiet
like you dont even know that we never had a chance to have a real convo
plus maybe i just don't have anythign to say to you
El Bin: yeah
im like who cares if i am quiet anyway
does it bother you?
because that doesnt make any sense
El Bin: god!!!!!!!
El Bin: i was just being pissed about stupid people who make me want to be quieter
Pledge: oh haha
Pledge: so when she called you 10 min later was she at home or something?
El Bin: no she was at work
so this was before she went?
El Bin: no after
Pledge: she went to work after?
El Bin: yeah a few hours later
Pledge: oh they wen t to lunch?
El Bin: yeah i think so
haha actually i have no idea what you are talking about
i'm totally typing in the wrong aim box
El Bin: i know
that was fucking amazing
i'm seriously laughing out loud now
El Bin: haha i cant believe that went on for so long
do it again i was having fun
El Bin: im still laughing
Pledge: omg me too
El Bin: i just hazed the shit out of you
you sooo did
save that to show jenna
Jun 20, 2009
Jun 18, 2009
Jun 17, 2009
Jun 14, 2009
Jun 13, 2009
the other day this guy came through the drive-thru at work and i couldn't give him the information he wanted and he was pissed and he said "thanks for nothing" and drove away. i had his twenty bucks and his medication. whoooops. he had fingerless leather driving gloves. these are not terribly uncommon in my experience of giving people drugs directly to their car.
i haven't listened to music much at all since i've been home, it's very weird. i just haven't felt like it. not that i am opposed to it, i just never put it on. but...i have never been that person! so weird.
today i went with my parents out to look at cars, because they are probably going to buy one, but not for me. i don't want a car of my very own to pay insurance on and maintain. anyway, it's weird that since i was there the car sales people would always ask if they were buying a car for me. ha. can't a girl just go out with her parents?? at one dealership, i said no, and the salesman asked me what kind of car i drove. i said a bike. he did not understand this. my dad thought he was an asshole. then we went out to dinner. then we went to other car dealerships after they were closed. this is better because you don't have to talk to anyone, but you can see what cars they have on the lot. crafty, no?
my grandpa's calf got stolen. who steals a cow? he was really upset. this whole calf debacle prompted me to wonder how my grandpa got his cows pregnant, because he hasn't had any bulls in a long time. turns out they sell cow sperm and he injects it into his cows when he wants more cows. he drove to vermont to go get another calf and it's handfed. i haven't met this new calf yet, but i am pumped. i'm going to take mocha to meet him soon.
Jun 4, 2009
Jun 3, 2009
"DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!"
also, this is the title of one of judge judy's real books. haha.
i just think that this is such a great quote, and it should be integrated into society and be just as popular as twitter.
Jun 2, 2009
daronsgirl81505: yes it should
daronsgirl81505: wth is wrong with your comp
lbinning1321: also, it just like skipped to the first song
lbinning1321: and then like i cant turn it off
daronsgirl81505: is it frozen
lbinning1321: omg my ipod is possessed
lbinning1321: ok so i am seriously scared of my ipod now
lbinning1321: it may be trying to kill me
daronsgirl81505: look up on google how to do a hard shutdown
daronsgirl81505: or you could just ask pledge. she is good at hard shutdowns
lbinning1321: that will just make it madder
daronsgirl81505: nosh it wont
lbinning1321: yes... it has grown a mind of its own
lbinning1321: i should lock it up while i sleep
lbinning1321: the worst part is its playing ac/dc right now
lbinning1321: ass hole
lbinning1321: it knows i dont even like them
daronsgirl81505: haha thats because it is at the beginning of the alphabet
lbinning1321: no its because my ipod is pissed at me
daronsgirl81505: mine always plays acdc first
lbinning1321: jenna dont try and make me feel better
lbinning1321: this is a serious situation
lbinning1321: if i stop talking... call the police
lbinning1321: its 111 here
lbinning1321: tell pledge i love her and tell mal she is baller. tell scolesies she can have my spot on the bed and my place in soda club..... and most important of all you need to carry on the soda tradition and beat the shit out of pledge. serve sushi at my funeral. you can bring white castle too.
lbinning1321: fuck i cant write a paper... when my ipod is trying to kill me
lbinning1321: cant take my eyes off of it
daronsgirl81505: flip it over
lbinning1321: im scared to touch it
daronsgirl81505: DAMMIT EL BIN
daronsgirl81505: YOU ARE 50% OF SODA CLUB
daronsgirl81505: YOU ARENT A PLEDGE.
daronsgirl81505: YOU CAN DO IT
lbinning1321: i did
daronsgirl81505: i knew you would
side note: conan just said 'tom hanks is coming out here soon!' and 90% of the audience cheered. then he said 'and green day is coming out later!' and like 10% of the audience cheered. haha.
Jun 1, 2009
i think that everyone should try really hard to fall in love with someone of a different race and then someday the world will be all the same race. but people will still try to have races cause...people are weird. but more people have inter-racial marriages now than before, so eventually there will be only one race if we keep on going this way. but it will take a long time. i wish i could travel in time to that time just to see what it is like.
May 31, 2009
"I have a funny story to tell you. Actually, first, someone just said awl. hahaha. Okay, the story: Yesterday at work someone who was giving an orientation presentation to us was asking where we were from. When I said Monroe, he goes, 'Oh, so you're rich.'"
May 30, 2009
"I need a head count of those who live within reasonable driving range of Indy to plan some cookout/planning sessions for the summer (cookout? you say. Ha! You think I wouldnt hold out a carrot or a po-boy to get you to stay current and prepared?)"
boho's labbies like food...and he is a REALLY good cook. lol
Jenna: what is your name again?
LBin: lauren binning
wait are you serious
LBin: you dont know my name?
Jenna: it took me a second
im kinda buzzed
LBin: i thought we were like best friends
Jenna: youre el bin!
LBin: you forgot my name is lauren
Jenna: lol what
its the same thing with pledge, scolesies, and big
i mean what the hell are your names
i mean i was joking...kind of
it just took me a second
LBin: i cant believe this is happening to me
LBin:you forgot my name
Jenna: haha whatever
stop being lame i was kidding
May 29, 2009
May 28, 2009
i don't know when i became a person insecure about my own style. somewhere around freshman year, but then i was cured in ireland, and it came back last year. weird. so days it's fine, but usually not when i am going on a date or buying something considered stylish. otherwise, i'm happy left at my own devices.
also, my hair is now the length of j'little's. i put it in a ponytail today and it was so bouncy. usually i hate this length on me, but it is easy to put in a bun and will be easier to straighten (cause i do that so often?). and...yah. whatever. many less dreads will form. hahaha. i celebrated the bounciness by moving my head back and forth and saying bouncy bouncy bouncy. my mom did not appreciate this.
i'm felt like myself for the first time since i got home. it came in flashes...but better than nothing.
May 27, 2009
May 26, 2009
daronsgirl81505: omg that movie is so good
lbinning1321: doesnt someone get raped in the shower
daronsgirl81505: haha yes
daronsgirl81505: the nazi
lbinning1321: yeah i dont like that part
May 25, 2009
May 24, 2009
May 22, 2009
drog went to the speedway today with malface. this is what he had to say.
"i had some guy ask me where something was in the speedway. i laughed inside, like i know where shit is! he had a gold tooth. also some guy put his arm around me. i was not pleased. i indicated such by calling him "buddy" multiple times"
i don't know why this was so funny to me.
May 21, 2009
elizabeth edwards on the daily show is being cool. i still will probably not read her book, but...props anyway.
i get acne at the weirdest times.
mocha is so good at telling time! she has been waiting for my mom to come home for like...four hours. at the door. my mom is not coming home until sunday. i wonder when mocha will figure this out.
May 18, 2009
May 17, 2009
May 15, 2009
JFK, Sco, Drog and I crashed Spreadies and Casey's party tonight. We were being loud with gin on a Thursday. Tell me what is wrong with this picture, someone.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button made me think of Mike. I think I decided I need to stop trying to change whatever the heck we were, stop trying to dislike him over it and start to embrace him as shaping who I am. He did. I wish he wouldn't be so... distant, but there is little that can be done about this.
Green Day is not a good band. East Jesus Nowhere is a great song, though. Actually, now that I think of it (stop me if it's too heinous), I think I might actually LIKE Green Day. (YIKES!)
Is it weird that I find comfort in my foot smell? I don't like it. It's just comforting. Like, "Oh yea. Things are still normal. My feet still smell like dog shit."
Oh yea, the real world does not exist!
May 14, 2009
There was this love discussion earlier that I totally missed out on. However, I (as always) have my own two cents to add. Even though Sco spurred the discussion based on the intangible qualities of love, I think that the love we dinos have is the most tangible sort of love on the market. I always wonder why romantic love relationships can't be more like friendships. We put up with a lot more shit, expect a whole lot less and are more willing to compromise when it comes to our friends. I guess it's "just not that deep". Perhaps, however, this love model is better than whatever it is we think of when we think of romantic love. All the best relationships (and I mean moms & dads and such) seem to extract this friend-love in order to sustain success, don't you think? Perhaps this romantic love thing is all just infatuation, chemical transaction and a general figment of the imagination. Maybe dino love is the only real sort of love. If this is the case, I hope that we can all someday find another dino to add to the family. If he's not dino material, ladies, something's missing!
I miss Laura. I keep thinking it is her coming down the stairs, but it's not! It's slowly settling in that she is gone. But, L. Flynn, you would be proud of how clean our house is! Haha.
Jenna and I had 1/2 of the Pinstripes over last night. They were legit. I drove one to the bus stop at 4AM when it was pouring down rain. I think it maybe messed up my car. So much street flooding.
One word: BALLER.
I think I am the best Billie Joe this Pink House has ever seen.
I promise not to be so lame in the future. AKA I will blog more often.
May 13, 2009
May 12, 2009
my itouch is awesome. i downloaded a podcast this morning that was video and i watched it on my flight to baltimore. woord.
i wonder if grades have been sent home yet.
on my first flight (i'm flying southwest so there is no assigned seating) i was the last person to get on the plane cause i was e-mailing. and there were three seats on both sides of the isle, so everyone just leaves the middle seat open because in our culture we have a phobia of other people for some reason. anyway, i was like poo i'm going to have to sit in the back! lame. i shouldn't have e-mailed so much!! but there was a seat in the forth row (a window seat even!! my favorite) next to this older dude and i don't know why no one sat next to him cause he was cool. he was doing a crossword and that prompted me to do one too! yesh. and he even let me go out of the plane before him. all those people that walked by him really didn't know what was up.
i hate it when people have my alarm as their ringtone cause it just makes me hella jump every time.
baltimore is sunny right now. the sweet thing about airporsts is they have a lot of windows. i would like a room that is windows on three sides. although, my room with windows on two sides was cool. i don't understand people who keep the blinds closed all the time. i really really like natural light.
why are those half-sneakers still on the market? clog seakers. what the truck.
i just called my house to make sure someone would pick me up when i land and both my parents answered the phone. i love/hate when they do that cause it is hilarious but also corny/weird.
i have had onion breath for like...many moons.
i had a bunch of celery at buffalo wild wings the other day...i think i might be over my problem with that.
i can see someone with ryan's sneakers! aieeee! (why are those still allowed to be sold?)
what did people do in airports before cell phones?
i always want to see people i know in airports, but it hardly ever happens. only once. ooh...actually twice. once time was pamela in detroit and the other time was this kid from my high school on a flight to indianapolis (he goes to iu).
it's always so sweet to see people with red sox hats on. feels like home.
thin mints are my favorite girl scout cookie.
i don't think airplane neck pillows look very comfortable.
-Jenna: I can appreciate your love of music as my love for music, from the minute details of composition to the way the bass beats in my sternum, to the way the words seem to say things that can change you...music is the shit
-Also to Jenna: i think it's good to have a mix of serious and retarded. you can't be either all the time because if you had one but not the other you could never appreciate either one of them
-Katie: You are hilarious all the time. Why are you not here. I miss you
-To all: I love and would do anything for all of you, no questions asked. I'd defend you until I was blue in the face, which hasn't ever happened to me before, but I'm assuming it takes a really, really long time to turn blue.
-Also, I have multiple bullets points for multiple comments which is so not as cool as having an arbitrary one bullet point for one comment, but oh well, I never tried to be as cool as Jenner because that's just unreasonable and altogether unattainable for me :)
May 11, 2009
longview203: oh hi
longview203: sorry i was in the shower
longview203: i know, not something you're familiar with
longview203: let me explain, there is a giant tub and next to it is is a spout with rushing hot water out onto whoever is standing under it
longview203: most people use this bar thing called SOAP, somep people use shower gel though, i know, it can get pretty complicated
longview203: let me know if you need me to slow down
-i know nothing of love...at least not btwn me and some guy. however, i know what general love is. and i love everyone on this blog to death legit. like, i would take a bullet for any of my dinos. i love you guys so much. my mom is like, so happy i have such good friends, and i love love love how my friends will defend me, even to my mom. love it. i actually was like blah to whatever love posts were written cuz i was like 'ok this shit is too serious.' haha...ok. basically, i love my sisters...my dinos. period. i pretty much love music more than anything right now. i want to lock myself in a room and listen to it all the time. no shit. im so weird about music that i feel like i would lose friends if i told ppl the extent of how much i loved it. ok im done. night.
i love how that was a bullet point...but it was only one bullet point. yesh.
May 8, 2009
May 7, 2009
i like being serious and funny at the same time too. i was the first person my best friend from home really confided in. and she says that's because we could have a serious conversation but be laughing the whole time. and that is pretty sweet. and that is mostly how it is with you kids. when we went through shit this semester, we laughed too. t's like...you can make serious funny, but still not take away from ther serious. i have to have a serious conversation with my parents when i get home and i wish it could be funny too, but i know it won't.
i thought i was in love once, but now that i fell in love again, i don't think it was love the first time. i really feel that it was pseudolove. it was just the strongest i ever felt about someone at that point. but i think different people have different levels of love. like, what i feel is love it not necessarily what someone else feels is love. one time when i was little i asked my mom how i knew what a cramp felt like and how everyone knew that everyone felt the same pain when they said they had a cramp. and i think it's like that.
maybe there should be symptoms for love? like...that's how you tell someone is depressed, no? you have x of the amount of symptoms. i suppose no one feels the need to make love that objective, and i don't think it should be, but i'm just saying.
if someone falls out of love with you, but you still love them, how do you fall out of love? like, is it just because they hurt you, and so then you're just done?
i don't really like that bible quote from first corinthians because it is so overused, but i do appreciate it. i believe that love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves. i don't know if love never fails. maybe not - marriages and relationships just end when people fall out of love? is falling out of love the same as love failing? iiiii don't know.
there is this john denver song (haha...i know john denver is just funny). anyway, the first time i heard it this dude was playing it acoustic on a guitar and it was sweet, one of those perfect moments you look back on. but the really version is like...opera style. anyway, i really like some of the lyrics for some reason.
"perhaps love is like the ocean
full of conflict, full of pain
like a fire when it's cold outside
or thunder when it rains"
i don't know. that makes it sound so...harsh. but i think love isn't this fluffy thing, i think it requires work and patience and...other things. selflessness and stuff.
i think i have more to say, but i can't find it in my brain.
After which spreads said, "no, you have funnel vision"
After which much laughter and merriment ensued.
PS I am straight sober and have been all day. Hard to believe, I know, especially with how stupid this post is, but I swear to ungod that I am completely one hundred percent for real legit not drunk! Haha