I had a lot of catching up to do on the blog. I feel so out of everything...sad day. But this, this I thought needed to be said:
I feel my tongue is too big for my mouth when I'm, you know...on a different plane of existence. I agree it is a crazy feeling but have never really thought about it in my day to day life--pledge, you are a freak! However, I think my late grandmother must have felt that way all the time. Her tongue would have rivaled that of the epic gene simmons. Once, when she was in the hospital, I saw it and have been scarred ever since. She was trying to get her straw (for those juice things with the foil tops, you know, the ones you get in elem. school and the hospital?!) and she stretched it out just trying her damnedest to get that straw and it was like a frickin giraffe's tongue. Ridiculously creepy. I have never recovered. Oh, also, she didn't have her teeth in at the time thus multiplying the creepy factor by about five thousand.
Also, on a completely unrelated note,is there still an eight second delay for live TV? Because, if so, someone was sleeping on the job during this past week's SNL. Did anyone else notice the f bomb in the biker chit chat sketch? Epic. She can now join the ranks of the amazing daron malakian.
That's all for now!