tonight, i tried to explain the concept of "flynn style" to dana. she didn't quite get it. i told her i was just showing love and that i'd haze her later.
nancy was hilarious when she took our picture - she did not make any sense. she told two jokes. "what do you call cheese that isn't yours?" "nacho cheese" "two muffins are sitting in an oven, one says to the other, wow it's really hot in here. the other one says, shit! a talking muffin!" it was weird.
i wonder what time/day it is in new zealand.
i just peed, but i have to go again. i think my bladder is playing tricks on me.
I figured since Flynn wrote a poem I should too so instead of paying attention last class I wrote this poem...and instead of paying attention in this class I'm going to post it!
The Dino Family
Dinosaurs both big and small Are greater by far than any at all; Not giraffes or bunnies or whales, A family that will never fail. There's Jenna, crazy, wild and free, Then firey, fiesty, little Katie. Scolesies, oh that dirty girl, Legit. now we will say no more. Flynn the queen of the concussed Does her best to always say "truck" MLK, who's tight as hell Will give advice and booze as well And last but certainly not least: L-Bin way out in old New Z. The words "ASSHOLE" and "OH MY GOD" Are not the same when she is gone
A family by choice and not by blood Bound by love and, of course, P-Dub...
How did hazing get to be called hazing? Do you have to walk through fog, or even smog for that matter? Well, maybe if someone tells you to, but i don't see how calling someone pledge and humiliating them has anything to do with moisture standing low in the atmosphere and making it hard to see and even harder to drive. Whoever decided to call hazing hazing fails epically at life.
i love the p dub - so legit sharing our tears, fears, cheers a safe place to let out the shit that bothers us too much to keep inside it isn't fair to make us hide lay it all out, won't be judged just make sure the fucking door is closed
-Why do they always call it White Csatle if it is always full of black people? They should call it Black Castle. The building would look really sharp. Are the employees of White Castle the kings and queens of the castle? I would really like someone to explain this to me, or else I will probably complain.
-Me and Pledge came to the realization that she fights when she is drunk because she is about 50% Irish. It's so obvious now!
Annoying people are annoying... (Pledge) On a scale of one to annoying, annoying people should shut the fuck up! (Me) That scale made less sense than they usually do, and they usually don't make much sense...but it was one of the best scales ever, so that doesn't matter... (Pledge) Word. (Me)
the male duck billed platypus is one of the few venomous mammals. it has a spur with crazy posion in it's heel. so crazy! you could be killed by a platypus. l bin, if you go to the western coast of australia, try not to anger any duck billed platypuses (platypi?).
on another note, we are learning about sleep in class and i think it is making me sleepy.
"Look, it's my new screen saver" as she puts her scarf over her computer screen...
Sorry it's not verbatim, I didn't write it down as soon as Jenna said it even though she said "somebody write that down" although her computer was sitting on her lap...but her "screen saver" was covering it. Wtf!? lol :)
What the hell is up with me lately? I just don't care about anything it seems. How is this remedied?
L. Bin, I miss you! Why did the airport smell like cheese? That's icky. I hope NZ doesn't smell like cheese. Also, I hope that NZ money looks like play money. I always think foreign currencies look like Monopoly money. Ha.
i love naptown. and it's swangers. jenna just said "i don't think so bro" to matt. awesome. l bin i miss you so hard. my kitchen is smelly right now, people are cooking. but it doesn't smell like smoke so i am okay with it.
It's funny to have class so often in same classroom that you feel like the computer you always sit at actually belongs to you. Today, I think the computer claimed me back. All the logins (facebook, bumail, etc.) had my username in the login field. Ha.
Yesterday, I had the feeling I've finally been assimilated to normal people life. I have friends, I do things I want instead of things I should be doing, I can sit around and do nothing for the first time ever. These are all very new things for me. I don't know if this is good or bad. Maybe it's neither.
This is a crazy thought. How would Carman sing the song Radio/Video by System of a Down??? I want to skype her and tell her to sing it to me!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI8KacxPovo&feature=PlayList&p=3E32E34B8634D933&playnext=1&index=50 DELETE IT
So, the other day I tried to post a thought on this thing. I typed it all out and it took awhile. Actually, no I copied and pasted it...but whatever. ok, so I hit publish post and it didn't!!! I got hazed by a blog! Fuck that.
So...I just drunk dialed white castle...and I said that my burgers were soggy. The lady asked me how many people were in my party and I said that I was in a party of 0. I don't get it. I thought it was established that I was in a party of 0. maybe its because I consider other people besides myself part of my party. If I had a party and nobody came and someone was like "oh ya, who went to your party" I'd say zero people. it makes sense to me...i also told the white castle lady my address and phone number. that's going to be hilarious in the future, I can tell. I hope I get coupons!!!
also, when you google image search for hamburglar you find some crazy stuff, such as this: that is a freaking huge burger. also - why is he wearing a helmet? did he decide to go for a drunk bike ride? did this picture happen to be taken on april 17th and he is trying to promote concussion awareness day by wearing a helmet? mystery.
imagine if a cheeseburger was just a hunk of cheese. that would be nuts.
"i already diiiiiiid" i yelled that a lot of times today, it was awesome.
i think it's stupid that twelve condoms cost as much as my bottle of vitamins or a case of beer.
Tonight me and Peggy were talking about crave cases from white castle. I told her that I would easily pay from $300-$900 for 30 delicious sliders, and that I wish that one day I could eat a crave case, but I don't think I will ever be able to. I also told her that if my stats homework was worded so that it involved white castle, I would understand it better.
If I were a pittsburgh steeler fan, I would hate myself.
If I was ever a Green Day pledge I would hate myself. Even though I’d be rolling in dough.
When me and Scolesies have a house senior year, we are going to revamp international gin Tuesdays, and have international power hour Tuesday. However, gin will still be required. I haven’t told her about this yet, but I’m sure she will be ok with it.
Old people are funny when they try and play sports and try and act cool. They are also funny when they wear goggles while playing volleyball.
Asian faculty members are hot when they’re playing volleyball. And wearing black athletic shoes with black socks.
50% of soda club members upped their slut points by 50% within about 8 days.
I need to bring a basketball to work so I can shoot hoops in Hinkle…all alone…Hinkle all to myself. Wow. I love my job. Technically I could say that I get paid to play basketball In Hinkle. Sweet.